Hi.

I really, REALLY need my wallet back.

Like, now.

Please.

Whatever I put it in, turn it over; whatever I put it under, move aside; whatever I dropped it by, stick a big neon sign to. Please.

I need it back. It has more than just my license and my debit card, you know.

Please.

Love,

Me

So I got the cream cheese back, that was cool. The fact that it was still in the bag that I'd already checked three or four times? Less cool.

Does this mean that if I look in my backpack, AGAIN, including cleaning it out, AGAIN, that I'll find that you've returned my charger?

Blergle. Time to go back to poking at stuff I'm not happy with, I